Hogwarts School Of Computer Science
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| − | + | ==Welcome to Hogwarts School Of Computer Science!== | |
Computers are types of perverse and hostile Demons: we command them as our servants and they perform only exactly what we commanded, even if it was not our intention. | Computers are types of perverse and hostile Demons: we command them as our servants and they perform only exactly what we commanded, even if it was not our intention. | ||
| − | Computer demons speak many inhuman languages: our goal will be to learn fluency in one of those languages: | + | Computer demons speak many inhuman languages: our goal will be to learn fluency in one of those languages: JAVA. |
* We will read and write lengthy incantations called programs in the arcane language JAVA, and understand how these demons and their servants can be bent to our will. | * We will read and write lengthy incantations called programs in the arcane language JAVA, and understand how these demons and their servants can be bent to our will. | ||
* We will study the weird processes of demonic computation: how to invoke smaller demons called objects and how to make them dance for us. | * We will study the weird processes of demonic computation: how to invoke smaller demons called objects and how to make them dance for us. | ||
* We will learn the secret words that create and compel them. | * We will learn the secret words that create and compel them. | ||
| − | * Any little mistake in our incantations will result in our demons ceasing work and cursing | + | * Any little mistake in our incantations will result in our demons ceasing work and cursing us with dread error messages. |
* Thus, it behooves us to continually perfect our understanding of their demonic tongue and repair our program incantations where they show weakness. | * Thus, it behooves us to continually perfect our understanding of their demonic tongue and repair our program incantations where they show weakness. | ||
